The life and times of an Urban Samurai


Wait… Didn’t his first girlfriend turn into the moon? Is he talking about Yue???

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it


Pinup shoot I did last week.  I don’t think I’ve ever felt better about myself.  




My new favorite fat shaming trend is people shitting on pictures of fat women partaking in physical activity. For a group of people who like to say “put down the cake and do a push up, fatty”, they’re really good at revealing their true thoughts which are “i’d rather you didn’t exist”.


People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 


I’m such a fan of this.


I’m such a fan of this.