The life and times of an Urban Samurai
drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

alisonshendrixs:

an important piece of advice for future parents:

  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • just don’t even comment on it
  • your kid is well aware of their weight
  • just don’t do it
haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

magieundfreiheit:

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

my dad also scratches his back with the door jamb like a bear

Apparently I’m well on my way to dad status with the door jamb thing.
But that getting lost in an airport and ending up at a Chilis is gold!!!!

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

emptyb0dies:

bennyslegs:

aquamod:

xatu-apperatu:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY
I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY
GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

emptyb0dies:

bennyslegs:

aquamod:

xatu-apperatu:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY

I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY

GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

shmemson:

Date a girl who looks at you the way Scully looks at Mulder.