The life and times of an Urban Samurai

alexreganauthor:

Wait… Didn’t his first girlfriend turn into the moon? Is he talking about Yue???

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

foreverme-moe:

Pinup shoot I did last week.  I don’t think I’ve ever felt better about myself.  

acceptexoasyoursaviors:

Brah

gorbelliedstrumpet:

My new favorite fat shaming trend is people shitting on pictures of fat women partaking in physical activity. For a group of people who like to say “put down the cake and do a push up, fatty”, they’re really good at revealing their true thoughts which are “i’d rather you didn’t exist”.

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

pandorasboxofconfusion:

I’m such a fan of this.

pandorasboxofconfusion:

I’m such a fan of this.