this entire episode is a treasure.
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
“We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.”
I sometimes forget that Death is a female (who’s in love with deadpool) in the Marvel universe.
I will always reblog this.
The gender of death is inconsistent but is usually female.
And thanos is in love with death. Therefore we will get a deadpool vs thanos showdown in avengers II! MAKE IT SO MARVEL!
The quickest ways to win my heart is pizza, beer, and a passion for hockey.
Tony Hawk Everybody!